Another crazy bug story

Seth and I are sitting in the family room enjoying a break from our hard work in the kitchen (we got both of the new light fixtures installed and all of the new cabinet knobs! It looks AMAZING!!! before & after pics are coming soon...) when something happened to catch my attention out of the corner of my eye. I looked up in time to see something large and black crawling along the floor in front of one of our speakers. I said (very calmly) to Seth, "Uh oh! There's a big bug over there. I think it's either a roach or a spider." He went over to take care of it (I love him.) and then he jumped and exclaimed, "It's a wolfie!" As in a wolf spider. That's right. The big ones. So I gave him my shoe to smush it and as he lowers the shoe he jumps even higher and said "S%$&! Go get the bug spray!" Apparently, when he went to smash the spider, a whole bunch of BABIES JUMPED OFF IT'S BACK!!! That's right. It was a mama spider who was carrying her babies through our house and when they saw the shoe heading their way they all scattered. Thankfully he got all of them - or so he told me. And I will choose to believe him.

I will look at it this way: it's that many fewer spiders running around this place. And perhaps their little spider screams scared off any other spiders from coming into our house. If we're lucky.

4 comments:

  1. AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I'm going to have nightmares about that for sure, and I'm five states away. Do you think it's enough for Seth to give in and let you call in the professionals?

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  2. for real - this story is legondary - i'm so sorry! but you are so much stronger now :)

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  3. ummm... apparently I spoke too soon. I killed a giant garden spider in our garage/laundry/basement hallway last night. Even Seth was surpised at how big it was. Thank goodness for giant cans of Raid that spray from long distances.

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  4. I'm such a wuss and would much rather spend $100 than risk such variations in my blood pressure. I could put off almost any fabric, yarn or clothing purchase for bugless peace of mind. Maybe that's how the two of you are so strong in the bug area--all the weenie genes for the creepy crawlies (I got chills just typing that) came straight to me. I guess you can thank me later.

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